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- 04/17/15--19:50: Effing Feline Gets Fat
- 04/25/15--20:00: Effing Feline 04-26-15
- 11/05/15--21:53: SFR Brigade Showcase: Escapee
- 12/03/15--19:05: SFR Brigade Showcase, December 2015
- 03/03/16--20:00: Escapee Literature — now on pre-order
- 03/05/16--19:50: Effing Feline escapes death
- 03/07/16--23:45: Escapee Cover Reveal
- 03/12/16--20:28: Effing Feling wreaks revenge
- 03/16/16--21:13: Join me for the ‘Little Things Blog Hop’
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- 03/26/16--17:50: Effing Feline demands salmon
- 03/31/16--22:03: SFR Brigade Showcase
- 04/02/16--22:11: Effing Feline is rich
- 04/09/16--19:33: Effing Feline is a great hunter
- 04/12/16--15:49: Top Ten books every fiction writer should read
- 04/13/16--16:02: The power of the pen!
- 04/16/16--17:58: Effing Feline anticipates a visit
- 04/19/16--22:14: Capture this Escapee now!
- 04/20/16--17:05: Escape Release Week part 2: Under the hood
Ever been a fugitive from the law? Ever known anyone who has? Ever wondered what it would be like to be a righteous fugitive? Would you be willing to escape to an isolated moon inhabited only by soldiers, mining robots–and an invading army? ESCAPEE A science fiction romance by Ed Hoornaert has just been accepted for […]
I, Fart-Fueled Flying Feline (Effing for short) feel fat. For a mere human, ‘fat’ might be a bad feeling, but for superior beings like cats, it is satisfying, delightful, and wonderful–almost a religious experience. I’m feeling fat because Mr. V (Ed Hoornaert) is so happy about signing a book contract for a new science fiction romance […]
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I, Fart-Fueled Flying Feline, am a soldier model, with built-in weapons and a nasty attitude! Unfortunately, I can’t prove it, as I’ve never actually caught and killed anything. Mr. V., aka Edward Hoornaert, has no mice in his house, and I’m not allowed outside to hunt birds even though Southern Arizona hosts the largest number of […]
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Once a month the Science Fiction Romance Brigade authors showcase snippets from new releases, works in progress, cover reveals or other fun things. Check out all of this month’s participants. The African Queen in Outer Space? It was t.s. elliott who said, “Good writers borrow, great writers steal.” I’m not sure if I borrowed or stole — […]
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Once a month the Science Fiction Romance Brigade authors showcase snippets from new releases, works in progress, cover reveals or other fun things. Check out all of this month’s participants. The African Queen in Outer Space? My upcoming SFRom release, Escapee, is coming out in early 2016 from MuseItUp Publishing out of Montreal. The book is unabashedly based […]
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Every month, the Science Fiction Romance Brigade showcases the work of some of its authors. Today I’m delighted to announce that my upcoming space opera, Escapee, is available for pre-order on Amazon and other favorite e-book sites. To celebrate, I’m unveiling my travel poster for Banff, which is what I named the dying moon where […]
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I, Effing Feline, have selected another snippet from Escapee, the upcoming science fiction romance by my pet human, Ed Hoornaert, aka Mr Valentine. I, too, am an escapee. The vicious, man-eating dog next door (shudder) charged at me yesterday while I peacefully washed my paws atop the fence. I barely escaped his ferocious, snapping jaws. That darned Chihuahua! Last week, […]
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Escapee — The African Queen in Outer Space. A science fiction romance by Edward Hoornaert, author of Alien Contact for Idiots. Catt Sayer, an abused peasant and a fugitive from justice on her home planet, makes a meager living flying a decrepit airship that delivers supplies to scattered military bases on an isolated, inhospitable mining moon. […]
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I, Effing Feline, have wreaked my revenge on Chico, the evil chihuahua next door. If you remember, he terrified me as I washed myself atop the fence. Genius that I am, I eventually realized that Chico is too pitifully small to reach the top of the fence … so I have lain there for half an […]
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Welcome to Mr Valentine‘s pad, the home of science fiction with humor and romance. Thanks for joining the Little Things Blog Hop. Visit each stop to enter the posted giveaway — and enter a drawing for some great prizes, including a $50 Amazon gift card. More on those prizes in a minute. First, though, let me tell you what you can […]
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I, Effing Feline, am out of catnip. You dare smile at that? It’s series serious! I’m suffering frum the DT’s. Canned eben tipe! Gotta earn more catnap catnip. Gotta, gotta. So, real quick, more from Escapee, the upcoming science fiction romance from Ed Hoornaert, aka Mr Valentine. In last week’s snippet, Catt Sayer confronted Captain Dukelsky, who was […]
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Last week I, Effing Feline, told you I had the DT’s because I ran out of catnip. Here’s was happened to me after that: That’s right. I was in an INSTITUTION, in a STRAITJACKET while I dried out. (And before you ask — no, this is not my head photoshopped onto beautiful redhead, in a blatant […]
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Today I, Effing Feline, am getting greedy — which is, of course, a cat’s purrogative. Just ask Garfield. I’m here to talk about Ed Hoornaert’s new novel, Escapee — Wait up! I see a couple of quizzical eyebrows out there in my audience. (Yes, us cats have the mystical ability to see what you’re doing through the far side […]
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I, Effing Feline, am rich. My pet human, Ed Hoornaert, gave me another blog post to write and paid me eighteen cents! Do you have the foggiest notion how many millions eighteen cents is in cat money? I’m now the richest cat in the whole state! I’m skipping ahead to the next turning point of Escapee. In […]
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I, Effing Feline, caught a mouse today. That makes me a great hunter! As great as the chap at right, and just as pleased with myself as he is. In last week’s snippet from the soon-to-be-released Escapee, we saw Catt just before she dumped a cannon off a cliff (which was, unfortunately for her, sabotage […]
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Top Ten Tuesdays are hosted by The Broke and The Bookish. The blog hop features lists related to all things bookish–characters, authors, titles, and favorites. They’re an excellent way to find new interesting books on a variety of topics, and to connect with bloggers who love the books you do. This week’s theme is top ten books every X should […]
They say the pen is mightier than the sword. Here’s why. One of the many great comics you can read for free at GoComics.com! Follow us for giveaways & giggles. Source: Last Kiss by John Lustig, April 13, 2016 Via @GoComics << === >> Coming real soon (April 19) from Ed Hoornaert: The African Queen in […]
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I, Effing Feline, am expecting a visit — my cousin Lee is coming on Tuesday. Although I’ve never met him, my daddy always spoke of Lee with tremendous respect. I’m sure we’ll have great fun. I scattered all my toys over the living room floor for him, and I clawed open a new bag of cat food. […]
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Escapee hits the e-bookstores, and a giveaway! Effing Feline here. My pet human, Edward Hoornaert, has a science fiction romance coming out today, and he wants me to tell you about it. And about a raffle for an Amazon gift certificate or free books. Yeah, yeah: I hear you saying snidely that I can’t tell […]
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First Things First Celebrating the release of Escape: Repelling the Invasion on April 19, 2016, you can enter a Rafflecopter giveaway. To enter the Rafflecopter giveaway, click the travel poster (at right) for the moon called Banff, where Escapee is set. You can win: A $10 Amazon gift certificate One of two electronic copies of the prequel to […]
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