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Woohoo! Escapee Finds a Home

Ever been a fugitive from the law? Ever known anyone who has? Ever wondered what it would be like to be a righteous fugitive? Would you be willing to escape to an isolated moon inhabited only by...

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Effing Feline Gets Fat

I, Fart-Fueled Flying Feline (Effing for short) feel fat. For a mere human, ‘fat’ might be a bad feeling, but for superior beings like cats, it is satisfying, delightful, and wonderful–almost a...

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Effing Feline 04-26-15

Fart-Fueled Flying Feline, Effing for short. Effing writes these Eight Sentence Sunday posts on Mr. Hoornaert’s behalf I, Fart-Fueled Flying Feline, am a soldier model, with built-in weapons and a...

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SFR Brigade Showcase: Escapee

Once a month the Science Fiction Romance Brigade authors showcase snippets from new releases, works in progress, cover reveals or other fun things. Check out all of this month’s participants. The...

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SFR Brigade Showcase, December 2015

Once a month the Science Fiction Romance Brigade authors showcase snippets from new releases, works in progress, cover reveals or other fun things. Check out all of this month’s participants. The...

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Escapee Literature — now on pre-order

Every month, the Science Fiction Romance Brigade showcases the work of some of its authors. Today I’m delighted to announce that my upcoming space opera, Escapee, is available for pre-order on Amazon...

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Effing Feline escapes death

Fart-Fueled Flying Feline, Effing for short, writes the Weekend Writing Warrior / Sunday Snippet posts on Mr. V’s behalf I, Effing Feline, have selected another snippet from Escapee, the upcoming...

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Escapee Cover Reveal

Escapee — The African Queen in Outer Space. A science fiction romance by Edward Hoornaert, author of Alien Contact for Idiots. Cover by Eerilyfair Design Catt Sayer, an abused peasant and a fugitive...

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Effing Feling wreaks revenge

Fart-Fueled Flying Feline, Effing for short, writes the Weekend Writing Warrior / Sunday Snippet posts on Mr. V’s behalf I, Effing Feline, have wreaked my revenge on Chico, the evil chihuahua next...

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Join me for the ‘Little Things Blog Hop’

Welcome to Mr Valentine‘s pad, the home of science fiction with humor and romance. Thanks for joining the Little Things Blog Hop. Visit each stop to enter the posted giveaway — and enter a drawing for...

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Effing Feline has the DT’s

Fart-Fueled Flying Feline, Effing for short, writes the Weekend Writing Warrior / Sunday Snippet posts on Mr. V’s behalf I, Effing Feline, am out of catnip. You dare smile at that? It’s series serious!...

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Effing Feline demands salmon

Fart-Fueled Flying Feline, Effing for short, writes the Weekend Writing Warrior / Sunday Snippet posts on Mr. V’s behalf Last week I, Effing Feline, told you I had the DT’s because I ran out of catnip....

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SFR Brigade Showcase

Every month, the Science Fiction Romance Brigade highlights some of its brilliant authors. Today I, Effing Feline, am getting greedy — which is, of course, a cat’s purrogative. Just ask Garfield. I’m...

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Effing Feline is rich

Fart-Fueled Flying Feline, Effing for short, writes the Weekend Writing Warrior / Sunday Snippet posts on Mr. V’s behalf I, Effing Feline, am rich.  My pet human, Ed Hoornaert, gave me another blog...

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Effing Feline is a great hunter

Fart-Fueled Flying Feline, Effing for short, writes the Weekend Writing Warrior / Sunday Snippet posts on Mr. V’s behalf I, Effing Feline, caught a mouse today.  That makes me a great hunter!  As great...

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Top Ten books every fiction writer should read

Top Ten Tuesdays are hosted by The Broke and The Bookish.  The blog hop features lists related to all things bookish–characters, authors, titles, and favorites. They’re an excellent way to find new...

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The power of the pen!

They say the pen is mightier than the sword. Here’s why. One of the many great comics you can read for free at GoComics.com! Follow us for giveaways & giggles. Source: Last Kiss by John Lustig,...

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Effing Feline anticipates a visit

Fart-Fueled Flying Feline, Effing for short, writes the Weekend Writing Warrior / Sunday Snippet posts on Mr. V’s behalf I, Effing Feline, am expecting a visit — my cousin Lee is coming on Tuesday....

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Capture this Escapee now!

Escapee hits the e-bookstores, and a giveaway! Effing Feline here. My pet human, Edward Hoornaert, has a science fiction romance coming out today, and he wants me to tell you about it. And about a...

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Escape Release Week part 2: Under the hood

First Things First Celebrating the release of Escape: Repelling the Invasion on April 19, 2016, you can enter a Rafflecopter giveaway. To enter the Rafflecopter giveaway, click the travel poster (at...

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